Messiah picks six-term running-mate

The messiah and lord Barack "the magic negro" has chosen his vice presidential running-mate. I am sure by now everyone who is anyone in the United States knows who this person is. But let's first talk about when this all happened.

The not-quite one-term U.S. Senator Barack Obama's choice was known at about 2 a.m. EDT via a leak within his campaign. MSNBC broke into its non-news news coverage to let the world know what "the chosen one" has done. However, CNN and Fox News kept on their late-night opinion news shows to only put a banner at the bottom of the screen that Obama had picked Joe Biden as his running-mate.

Now, it is nothing new when the Democratic Party's mouthpiece broke into coverage to show the most merciful Barack Obama. NBC wants Obama to win.

The text-messages went out to the Obama disciples at about 3:02 am EDT. I feel sorry for them when NBC had to beat them to the punch. NBC was the first to announce it, then CNN and Fox News soon followed.

But what did Obama say when he began running for ruler of the earth? He said that he wanted to "change Washington" and not let the insiders continue to run Washington. So of course he picks a six-term senator from Delaware. Now, I have nothing against Biden, he seems to be a qualified man, but Obama did not follow through on his promise of change.

So, why Joe Biden? What does Obama know about him? Better yet, what does the Obama campaign know about him? Well, he does know about foreign policy and Obama doesn't, unless you talk about the Bulls playing the Pacers as foreign policy.

But, I will say that the Obama campaign did pick a good time to announce his running-mate. It was a Saturday morning. No Rush Limbaugh. No Sean Hannity. No Glenn Beck.

One thing for sure is that one half of the vice presidential puzzle is solved. Who will John McCain pick? And that person better be a conservative. But, he may do something to get many Hillary Clinton supporters. The ball is in McCain's court now and it's his race to lose.